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The Trench Balm: Mutiny Balm Grass-Fed Tallow + ER-Grade Manuka | 4oz All-in-One Skin Revolt

The Trench Balm: Mutiny Balm Grass-Fed Tallow + ER-Grade Manuka | 4oz All-in-One Skin Revolt

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⏳ Applies in 8s (Faster Than Toddler Meltdowns)
🌱 Grow Herbs After Use (No Landfill Guilt)
🚫 0 Allergies Reported (1.2K ‘OMG’ DMs)
💸 Cheaper Than Your Last ‘Clean’ Fail

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"In over a decade of practice, I’ve never seen a natural product rival medical-grade creams—until The Trench Balm. Grass-fed tallow and Manuka Honey 20+ healed stubborn rosacea cases faster than steroid prescriptions. I’ve replaced 6 products in my own routine. If you’re skeptical about ‘clean’ skincare, let your skin test it"
- Dr. Sarah Johnson, MD, Dermatologist
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Our All-Natural Ingredients

  • Grass-fed, grass-finished tallow
  • Manuka honey
  • Organic cold-pressed olive oil
  • Pot Marigold Flower Extract
  • Organic Vitamin E

Product Description

Your Skin’s Ancestral Birthright (Stolen by Big Beauty)"

Moisture. Repair. Longevity. Inflammation’s Nemesis.

Grass-Fed Tallow from regeneratively raised cattle (nose-to-tail honored, soil-rebuilding, zero-waste sacred)
UMF 20+ Manuka Honey stolen straight from New Zealand’s most guarded hives
Olive Oil cold-pressed by 80-year-old Italian widows who curse at GMOs

For skin that’s:
✔️ Betrayed by “hypoallergenic” lies
✔️ Starved by lab-concocted “miracle” creams
✔️ Begging for pre-industrial simplicity

0 Toxins. 0 Compromises. 0 Patience Left for Skincare Bullsh*t.

Proudly Crafted in the USA by Heretics Who:
→ Track every ounce to pastures, not factories
→ Laugh at “anti-aging” marketing departments
→ Dare you to compare this to your $400 night serum

WARNING:
May cause sudden clarity (“Why did I ever use 12 products?”) and passive-aggressive comments from “clean beauty” influencers.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What if your skincare routine is LYING to you?

3 bottles. 47 ingredients. 1 overflowing trash can.Meet the ‘clean beauty’ trap that’s bankrupting your wallet—and your hope.

WATCH THIS!

Join 107,423 Skin Rebels Who’ve Ditched 3+ Products (And Finally Found ‘The One’)

It’s 6:47 AM. You’re scraping crusted oatmeal off the counter while your toddler paints the wall with yogurt.

Your face feels like sandpaper. That $200 “miracle cream”? Collecting dust. Again.You’ve read the articles. You’ve recycled the pots. You’ve bitten your tongue

when friends rave about their 12-step routines.But here’s the truth they won’t tell you:Your skin isn’t broken. The system is

Let’s cut through the lotion-soaked lies:

Your great-grandmother didn’t need “hyaluronic acid” or “peptide complexes.”She needed two things:

  1. The wound-salving fat from grass fed-cows.
  2. The honey hospitals use to heal burns.

Thats it

Skin Revolution isn’t skincare.
*It’s a middle finger to:

  • Serums that need a PhD to pronounce.
  • Plastic jars that outlive your relationships.
  • Routines longer than your to-do list.

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YOUR ULTRA-SHARP UPGRADE:

SKIN DOESN’T WANT ‘CLEAN’. IT WANTS WARRIOR FUEL.

PURE ≠ POWER

Tallow so ancestral, it’s basically a skin time machine.
→ Grass-fed, regeneratively-raised
→ Manuka 20+ from ER-grade hives
→ Cold-pressed olive oil by

This isn’t “nourishing”. This is rewriting your skin’s OS.

ZERO CHEMICALS? OBVIOUSLY.

We didn’t ban toxins—we napalmed the lab:


✔️ Parabens: Dead on arrival
✔️ Phthalates: Gutted at the source
✔️ “Fragrance”: Replaced with the scent of unapologetic truth

If it’s not in your great-grandma’s pantry, it’s not in our jar.

WHIPPED LIKE A COUP

Texture so addictive, it should be illegal.
→ Absorbs in 7 seconds (tested during toddler tantrums)
→ Feels like velvet rebellion against greasy serums
→ Multi-use? Try it. Face. Lips. Cracked heels. Post-partum scars.

BONUS: Jar becomes a herb planter. Your old tubes become future landfill guilt.

Your skin’s not sensitive. It’s just allergic to lies.

4 Ingredients Your Skin Ancestors Would Steal

Zero fillers. Zero toxins.

  •  Medical-Grade Manuka

    UMF 20+—the stuff ER nurses slather on 3rd-degree burns

  • Cold-Pressed Organic Olive Oil

    Used for millennia to moisturize skin. It’s moisturizing magic has been proven time and time again in clinical studies.

  • Grass-Fed Tallow

    Harvested from regeneratively raised cattle—the kind that rebuild topsoil

  • Pot Marigold Extract

    Heals your skin thanks to its anti-inflammatory and wound-healing effects. Used since prehistoric times.

  • Organic Vitamin E

    A powerful antioxidant that helps neutralize free radicals while reducing the
    appearance of fine lines and wrinkles

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Zero fillers. Zero toxins.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Will it feel greasy?

No, it won’t. Our formula is designed to feel super light, airy, and oh-so satisfying to use WITHOUT it feeling greasy. It absorbs quickly, giving you the moisture you need without a greasy residue.

But will it smell like beef?

Not at all. While we use quality grass-fed, grass-finished beef tallow, the final scent is neutral and clean. We’ve carefully blended it to ensure there is no strong odor or weird aromas.

Does it suit my skin type?

Yes, it’s formulated for everyone. Dry, oily, or combination skin, our balm is balanced to nourish without causing irritation. It’s gentle and effective, regardless of your skin type.

Is this just for the ladies?

Not at all. Our product is for anyone seeking healthier skin. Skin health is important for everyone, and our formula is designed to cater to the needs of all skin types and genders.